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{"fact":"Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.","length":60}

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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}

{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}

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